Ozean’s website person, Lauren Kruglanski, has a PROBLEM!
You may know Ozean’s Lauren Kruglanski.
She is a zealot about customer service, a dyna-mo sales person, a HUGE gator fan, web site expert, SEO guru, and all around great person.
What you may not know, is that Lauren has a serious problem.
In fact, this problem has become so severe that she needs your help. Yes, Lauren has an addiction.
Lauren is addicted to cupcakes.
She can not see straight unless she gets her fix of icing. She can not function without her sweets. She can not operate without the “sweet manna from heaven” as she describes these little morsels of goodness. It is the female version of Frank the Tank from Oldschool - only replace the beer with cupcakes and you get the picture.
It has gotten so bad, that Lauren even started a blog. Cupcake Addiction . Go check it out as she chronicles her saga to kick the habit.
We know the path will be difficult, but Ozean will offer her all the assistance we can. After all, it is in Ozean’s best interest to help her so that she can continue her stellar record of web site sales.
So, call Lauren and offer her support. Or better yet, bring her a cupcake and she will SURELY give you a discount on your next custom website.


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June 17th, 2010 at 4:03 pm
absolutely hilarious! Good Luck lauren!
June 17th, 2010 at 4:14 pm
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